Talking about how much km they did this morning
Talking about the distance left to complete 10,000 km this year
Regretting trips they could have done if they were out cycling
Insisting the rest of the family should join the afternoon ride
Spending fortune on carbon parts
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Counting calories not only on their plate but anyone’s present at the family lunch
Keeping ridiculous statistics of their own body outputs
Checking tyre pressure even on cars before every ride
Carrying smartphones in ugly plastic bags all the time to prevent them from getting rained on
Watching these never-ending cycling races on TV, no matter if LIVE or recorded
Generating wet parts of cycling kit on the drying rack every single day
Heading to the holiday destination by bike while sending the rest of the family by car
Timidly suggesting other family members might try to stick to a healthier nourishment plan too
Hanging bicycles on the walls, calling it art
Leaving the shower mixer tap pre-switched on cold
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Never stop praising the advantages of their over-expensive windproof/waterproof cycling jacket even though everybody already knows
Keep reminding others there’s no Saturday morning plan but cycling
Calculating how much money they saved by commuting by bike
Fishing snacks from rear pockets several times a day, putting the empty wrappers back
Adopting aerodynamic position even while watching TV
Filling the cellar with additional bikes on which their lives are depending
Quoting cycling jokes
