1. Stop persuading relatives to join cycling
2. Cease buying hot new stuff that you already have
3. Leave Strava off to enjoy the ride itself – just for the one time
4. Forget about sharing my Strava records on social media where nobody cares anyway
5. Take part in the local race you’ve been talking about for so long
6. Start the blog about cycling experiences you’ve craved to share since your last year’s resolution
7. Quit complaining about the road traffic as there will always be some
8. Manage to get fit enough to be able to apply for the L’Étape du Tour race in France
9. Upgrade your lighting sets to be better visible on night rides
10. Commute to work daily regardless of the weather
11. Finish each shower with a goddamn cold water
12. Spend more time with stretching and yoga to prevent that horrible back pain
13. Learn to perform the wheelie as good as Peter Sagan
14. Reduce coffee drinking to four cups a day
15. Spend money on a charity benefiting kids in Africa longing to have their own bikes
16. Bottle up conversations about how great was your day on bike among the non-cycling audience
17. Let your family enjoy this year’s summer holiday with your irresistible bike out of reach
18. Stop ridiculing your older colleagues taking part in these funny spinning lessons
19. Start taking your dog out to the countryside using your mountain bike
20. Clean the bike right after each and every ride in the rain or mud
